Expectation:
Reality:
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Eating everything in sight
Being randomly horny
Being bored as shit in the middle of the day
Being addicted to the internet
Not doing your homework till the last possible minute, then stressing about it
And just plain not giving a damn about a lot of things…
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chickens don’t make sense
chiquelibrium
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Made my night 10000% better omg.I CAN’T BREATH HOLY SHIT
OH MY GOD I DONT THINK AN INTERNET VIDEO HAS MADE ME LAUGH THAT HARD IN LIKE A YEAR.
I FOUND THE VIDEO OMG FINALLY I FOUND IT OMFG I LAUGH EVERY TIME
Is anyone else legitimately concerned for this cat’s health or…
First off. I love “Sail” and secondly.. the cats legs at the very end, deer lord.
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Quick makeup tutorial for anon! Hope it helps :)
This girl hahahaha
Alan Lane is dead asleep in my lap, Parrish half asleep on my arm and Tiffani in front of me. This is seriously priceless.
haha , hmmm , well . his name is Jeffrey . hes e x t r e e m l y cute , really tall , has flippy hair <3333 its brown , brown eyes , light skinnded...
May your day be long and your drinks be strong!
(and your livers stronger)